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cartoongoblin:

apatheticwitch:

illogical-bullshit:

lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

And she will be a completely different woman, but that’s alright.

Most folks with this guy’s mindset will go far in life. 


I’m still proud of the fact that a couple of years ago, I tweeted to Sarah Michelle Gellar and asked if Stern had paid up on his bet. To my great surprise, she actually replied and said he hadn’t and he owed them money. 😂😂

(Source: s-gellar, via surprisebitch)

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teenagerposts:

When you insist on treating your friend

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lightfulfillment:

Real estate agent: this house was built in 1784 and is filled with demons!!!

White ppl:

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Originally posted by chenb0t

(via leztothecore)

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toshio:

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me @ any and every cat in existence:

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brujahinaskirt:

poetfish:

dreamhouse777:

if i was a pirate captain i would get a movie projector and play a movie on the big sails every friday night for my boys to kick back and enjoy some time off unless we were under attack

Pirates legit did the 16-17th century equivalent of this. When things were slow, they would put on plays, act out dramas of stories they knew, or freestyle. The most preferred model of original productions was courtroom drama: “trying” each other for piracy. The “accused” would list off their many, dramatically and humorously embellished crimes, and be equally dramatically sentenced. Sometimes there was a daring escape, sometimes just a really maudlin death scene, but a good time was had by all.

As we all suspected, pirates are theater nerds.

(Source: old-tom-bombadil, via leztothecore)

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caffeinatedunicorn:

I made some iconic vine wallpapers! Please like/reblog if you use them!

(via keep-a-bucket-full-of-stars)

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appiemoestuin:

mariowiki:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

The Netherlands democratically puts a list of the 2000 best songs together every year around New Year’s and the biggest mystery every time is whether Bohemian Rhapsody wins again

i’m serious, if it doesn’t win, it’s second place

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every winner before 2005 is Bohemian Rhapsody as well

why arent we talking about the constant presence of hotel california

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(via mythischemiems)

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worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

*walks into a psychology lecture wearing a tshirt with freud’s face on it that says “THIS GUY IS A FUCKING IDIOT” in sparkly bold type*

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well im glad SOMEONE got the implied subtext in this post

(Source: hexglyphs, via ai-dont-care)

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ginger-ale-official:

meatyogre:

nasundertale:

girl on the bus next to me: ive only eaten things that start with b today

that is how i want to live my life

She was warning you about the fate of the bus you were all in

(via bassiter)

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thevelvetpelican:

Reblog this if you’re pro-receiving a brown paper package containing one (1) handwritten love letter, a small jar of strawberry jam from the farmers market, and a smattering of pressed flowers.

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